More Pirate Names

ARGH! We Be Happy Pirates!

In yesterday's post, I failed to tell you the names the pirate name generator gave our family.

Fred is "Canker" Guideon Dread
Julian is Cap'n Bobby Skullcrack
I am Disembowlin' Helga Straw

Simon is Pirate Carlos the Cash-Strapped (which is so true, since cats don't come with pockets).

Also, in case you were wondering, yes, I filled out the other pirate quiz for Julian and here is what it said for him
My pirate name is:

Calico William Bonney

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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I am pretty impressed by how accurately they captured Julian's personality. Though where they say "indecisive" I would say "has not yet learned patience and wants everything all at once." Tomato, Tamahto.

I did not do the same for Fred and Simon. Fred is an adult and can fill out his own test. Simon is a cat and I can't even guess how he feels about various pirate fiction and Muppets.


thordora said…
You guys are all so CUTE!
Francesca said…
I'm Black Grace Kidd which I think is actually a good idea and I'm off to roam the seven seas. Apparently, I'm pessimistic these days. Can't arrrrrrgue with that.

I'm not gone. I'm just forgotten. Not really, I'm just waylaid by the mean eccentricities of life.

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