More Pirate Names

ARGH! We Be Happy Pirates!

In yesterday's post, I failed to tell you the names the pirate name generator gave our family.

Fred is "Canker" Guideon Dread
Julian is Cap'n Bobby Skullcrack
I am Disembowlin' Helga Straw


Simon is Pirate Carlos the Cash-Strapped (which is so true, since cats don't come with pockets).

Also, in case you were wondering, yes, I filled out the other pirate quiz for Julian and here is what it said for him

My pirate name is:

Calico William Bonney

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.

I am pretty impressed by how accurately they captured Julian's personality. Though where they say "indecisive" I would say "has not yet learned patience and wants everything all at once." Tomato, Tamahto.

I did not do the same for Fred and Simon. Fred is an adult and can fill out his own test. Simon is a cat and I can't even guess how he feels about various pirate fiction and Muppets.