Your New Bicycle

I am spending way too much time at this site. And this one. This one, well, the joke gets old quick.

Not only is it funny, some of it is true. Barack Obama respects my opinion, Michelle Obama has never shot me in the face and made me say I was sorry, and (as Mitt Romney learned) John McCain cannot be moved.

I am pretty embarrassed that this has been around since at least Thursday and I am only stumbling upon it today. Clearly, I am not the hip mom with her finger on the pulse that I pretend to be. Oh the shame.