Drag Kitty

No, that isn't Simon in a wig, but I appreciate that the manufacturers of this fabulous product have been kind enough to use a cat model who looks enough like Simon that we all get the general idea of how Simon would look if he chose to go as RuPaul for Halloween. Because, as anyone who has met Simon can attest, he could totally pull it off.

However, as much as he loves to sing, I think Carol Channing may be a bit of a stretch.