Not How I Planned To Spend My Sunday

Yet another thing we can file under "funny because it is true."

Also, in case you needed to know, the plural of hepatitis is hepatitides, NATO and other military services uses the Mondopoint shoe sizing system, and previous to receiving the first Ph.D in Anthropology from Columbia, Alfred Kroeber received an M.A. in Romantic Drama.

Oh, yeah, and the Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Discuss.