Try To Stay Calm
Are you sitting down? You need to be sitting down when I tell you this. I'll wait. Alright. So, please don't scream or squeal or do anything strange which will cause your coworkers or children to consider taking away your internet privileges. Take a deep breath.
My birthday, January 23rd, is National Pie Day.
Did you know that already? Did I know that already? Although my first reaction was to get very excited, in part because it is a pie day and in part because nothing actually happens on my birthday, for some reason, it isn't a terribly eventful day, the more I think about it, the more familiar it seems. As if someone told me this and I forgot about it.
But how great is this, it is pie day and my birthday? Which means I can spend the entire day eating pie. Of course, I will have to make sure I have enough to feed the ninjas (because ninjas like pies too).
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