If You Build It, They Will Funk

From the website of Bootsy Collins' Funk University

Because a groove is a terrible thing to waste, this sonic learning institution will be unlike anything before, as Professor Collins and the finest bassists in music will unleash an intense curriculum, on the web, for intermediate to advanced funk disciples within the program.

I am posting this as it immediately made me think of my favorite Onion article of all time. Except, it would seem, this is real. Happy Happy Joy Joy.